Hello soon to be or already Grade 7 students! It‘s me, Eliza. I‘m here to tell you that being a Grade 7 student is so fun, your body will start to ache from laughter. But you‘ll also experience hardships so tiring that your body will start to ache. This year, you‘ll experience lack of sleep since you‘ll stay up all night studying and doing homework.
You may also make new friends who will be there for you always. You‘ll become smarter and there is a possibility you will loose your sanity like Anika. If you‘re wondering about Jan, she lost her sanity two years before she reached Grade 7. Australia really messed her up.
But Dont worry too much. Ill be giving you tips to make your Grade 7 year easier and memorable. First, if you don't know which word to use, affect or effect impact. It works amazingly well. Second, If teacher Pitchie looks a bit sad, mention Dong Saya Dae and shout in unison " we sexy cold noodles."
Third, if you‘re feeling bored and Teacher Maica is your teacher, sing ―Bakit Kaya.‖ What comes next is priceless. And the last one for now, do your homework and study after classes. It saves you more sleep and free time. Being Grade 7 is a memorable experience. Cherish it while you still can. And remember, reality is an illusion. Your universe is a hologram. Buy gold, bye.